There will be many of both. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. #1. Apparently, Filch lost some of his duties, as punishment seemed to be given out exclusively by the Carrows and Severus Snape. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. The Harry Potter Wiki has 156 images related to, *Disclosure: Some of the links above are affiliate links, meaning, at no additional cost to you, Fandom will earn a commission if you click through and make a purchase. What the hell? If you ever wondered what it would be like if Hermione Granger was a lesbian, check outThe Exploits of Hermione Grangerby WhereTheBerriesBloom. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. - " --", . Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Egg? This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. He felt perfectly content. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Develop your characters. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. Chapter Text. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [74] Slughorn seemed to have, however, put their differences aside when he tended to Filch's injuries during the Battle of Hogwarts. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. Lily however loved Harry. [46][47], In October, Filch underwent an extra-thorough cleaning of the Castle and acted ferociously to any students who forgot to wipe their shoes. Or even just one page. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. "Min ymmrrn kyll. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. EvenTom Feltonhas said that Drapple is his one of his favorite Harry Potter fan pairings. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. You've been stealing! Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. What a stupid question. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. The twins are confused and horny. by Sarah1281. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Strange, but consensual. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Filch tried to frighten them, by telling that many dangerous creatures lived there. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Why would he? Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. AU. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. Munga. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Destiny is not written in stone Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Harry didnt want to react this way. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. He hated it. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. [28], Later in the year, Jacob's sibling and Merula Snyde interrogated Filch to see if he was the "mole" for "R" in his office. The Second Wizarding War began. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. My sweet! Keep an eye on your inbox. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. Thank you for signing up! [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. Wake up the whole castle, will you? A Black Comedy by nonjon. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. He was born to at least one wizard parent sometime before 1951,[1] presumably somewhere in the British Isles. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. [73], Filch had been looking for someone to clear out his old punishment files, and when Severus Snape put Harry Potter in detention for hurting Draco Malfoy, he put Harry to work by making him copying out the misdeeds and punishments afresh and making sure that they were in alphabetical order without the aid of magic. Hiding, are you? [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. [44], So! In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. "Well at least we know Potter's an . On 7 October, Filch hung a copy of the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four on the Entrance Hall. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. Like why he hates students so much. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? The love between Hermione and centaur Firenze in The Winter WizardsCentaur Loveis entirely consensual. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. Please consider turning it on! After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. [9] During the Battle, when the Death Eaters marched towards the Castle with Harry's "dead body", he was clearly solemn as he stood by Horace Slughorn, Pomona Sprout, and Poppy Pomfrey,[82] despite all their differences, as his death meant the victory of the Death Eaters. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. by snarkysweetness. Book 6, Brotherhood. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. Didnt find what you were looking for? Filch also did not suspect anything that was from Rosmerta, another factor that would have permitted the necklace and poisoned mead to enter the castle as well as a flaw that Draco attempted to take advantage of. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica.